Excrement
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All you need to know about excrement: Adam Bate!
Adam Bate was a small rat like child who committed the ultimate faux par by leaving a steamy treat in his trackies. He then decided the best way to redeem himself was to lie in his shit during rat-slumber, leaving a permanent skid mark on his outer buttocks. Within hours, news broke of his rat shit ways, and his life was soon to become a "torture chamber".
