Europe

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Also known as "The Liberal Continent that is Going to Hell," Europe is not a real continent. It's not a not-real continent like Africa is a not-real continent, because Africa is a myth and nobody cares about it. Europe is real, sadly enough. But it is not a continent. Europe is divided between the New Europe (good guys) and the Old Europe (bad guys). The line dividing the two is know as the Bushie-Rumsfeld Line.

Countries that are European and snobby include:

Iceland, Czech Republic, Moldova, Bulgaria, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Greece, Cyprus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Albania, Serbia,

Montenegro, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Bjorkistan, Denmark, the Netherlands, France, Germany, Austria, Belgium, Spain, Gibraltar, Andorra, Portugal, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, and Belarus.

Countries that are in Europe that are not snobby are:

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (FYROM), Italy, Just full of mobsters Spain, Just ruled by Franco till the 80's Hungary, just filled with Muslims Ireland, just violent oh, and don't forget Poland.

Switzerland isn't really in Europe, because they don't want to get involved with anything. Ever.

Russia, Ukraine, and Turkey are maybe in Europe, but they can't seem to make up their minds. Fortunately, however, it doesn't really matter where they think that they are, because they are where they are, and that place is called Eurasia.

[edit] East Europe

East Europe use to be the place where James Bond kicked ass now it's the place where the Presidents of Poland Ukrainian Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia have told Russia to get the fuck out of Georgia. [1]

[edit] Europe Trivia

Europe is full of mooslims!!!!

• There is much speculation as to whether Europe actually exists. Many experts think that the communist bears that live in Canada created a fictional place called "Europe" (bear for 'does not exist') to reinforce their liberal-socialist-communist-abortionist-canadian-unamerican-hockey-loving-baseball-hating-beliefs.

• According with the Bible if you are a European commie atheist liberals, your soul will be sent to European Hell, and in European Hell depending of your nationality you are already enrolled in a chosen occupation:

In Hell:

the cooks are English,

the policemen are German,

the mechanics are French,

the lovers are Swiss

and the bankers are Italian.

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• Europeans having less babies! Chinese babies to invade soon!