Enron
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| Enron | |
|---|---|
| Headquarters | Houston, Texas |
| Industry | magical markets for natural resources |
| CEO | Ken Lay |
| Assets | $100 billion dollars! |
Contents |
[edit] Who is Enron
The Enron Corporation is the sister company to Halliburton.
Halliburton is the company that builds things; Enron is the company that trades things.
Both are dependent on government money, policy and protection to implement their special services.
[edit] What Does Enron Do?
Enron is an innovator in the field of markets and trade, creating commodities out of thin air (Hey! Not a bad idea!).
When no one was manipulating the electricity market in India, Enron set up shop and developed a system that has been reproduced around the world. Recreating that success in such diverse places like Great Britain and San Diego. In Gaylifornia many have tasted the sweet fruit of Enron success!
[edit] What Are Enron's Plans for The Future?
Enron has been so successful with the trade of electricity, that they have developed plans to market other natural resources people might assume are commodities that belong to everyone!
Ha!
Silly liberals, water is for people who can afford it!
[edit] How Can I Help Enron?
From water, to electricity to garbage collection and other municipal services, Enron can begin to work it's magic for your town! But we can't do it without your help!
The first thing the average American can do is to tell your Congressman that you want "competition" in your town for all facets of it's infrastructure.
Once all laws are changed to allow for competition for all government contracts, every American can be a part of Enron's success!
