Emo
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Meanings:
1. An anti-American cult of communist/nazi teenagers whose sole purpose is to dance along to beat poetry directly influenced by Friedrich Nietzsche. They once tried to bomb The Colbert Report, but Tad scared them off. While some emo teens are misunderstood children looking for attention and acceptance that they can't receive from their parents or peers because they are socially inadequate, most of them are just pussies.
2. A euphemism for gay.
[edit] Creation of Emo
Emo is a virus created by the Colbear that turns frail minded teenagers into whiney losers who pretend to be depressed for attention. If you want to know what the virus looks like in case you want to avoid it, watch Spiderman 3 and see how quickly it can make even superheroes turn gay. Stay clear of this virus and you can be a normal, valued member of society. The reason the Colbear invented this evil sickness was to make all humans into weak, depressed and useless "people" so, come 2012 the bears can kill every human in sight with great ease, kind of like crab people, but emo instead of metro. Either way it's faggy to be either.
[edit] Identifying the Emo
Identifying Emos from normal Goths can be tricky, but without trying to offend the dangerous species, here are the typical key features of an Emo. Also known scientifically as Slitticus Wristicus or Emotionallis Expressionallis;
They may easily be distinguished by their near complete lack of a smile.
They may mention how much they love their friends (because that's their only remaining important possession) frequently.
Even though every human cries, Emos have a genetic mutation involving being born with enlarged and frail tear ducts, so they cry more than usual.
They may have some sort of unslightly scar, cut, gauze, graze, bruise, or metal object engraved on a particular part of their skin.
They sometimes nearly always write songs or poetry.
They just about always have a strand of hair floating in front of their face.
Not just black, but Emos may be wearing stripey clothing:
- Black and Red
- Black and Green
- Black and Pink (most common), or
- Black and Purple.
Sometimes they wear Tan Windbreakers.
They may like normal good heavy metal music but they usually prefer bands such as Green day, My Chemical Romance, Atreyu, or Bullet For my Valentine. When it comes to socializing, Emos usually hang in packs of their own species, because they may have been ditched by normal people.
And the worst one possible, but again, one of the most distinguishable features; Nearly every Emo is, has, or as at least once admitted to being Bi-Sexual. And may practice mock sex out in public, in groups.
But Hell, I ain't saying that girl Bi-sexuals are a bad thing...
