Elton John
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Elton John laying some smack down on Dennis Miller
Elton John, also known as Bernie Taupin, is a flamboyant gay musician from England. He is famous for his outrageous glasses and outfits, his spectacular tantrums, his terrible Trumpesque hair-piece, and his infinitely long Disney-commissioned dirges. He is a founding member of *NSYNC and is married to Lance Bass.


