Elton John

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Elton John
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.
Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Elton John
is all Girlieman.
Elton John laying some smack down on Dennis Miller

Elton John, also known as Bernie Taupin, is a flamboyant gay musician from England. He is famous for his outrageous glasses and outfits, his spectacular tantrums, his terrible Trumpesque hair-piece, and his infinitely long Disney-commissioned dirges. He is a founding member of *NSYNC and is married to Lance Bass.

Elton John
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


Like,
Elton John
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.


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