Elton John has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.
Not quite girlie, not quite man, Elton John is all Girlieman.
WARNING: By choosing to visit Elton John you have contracted Teh Ghey! Report to the closest authorized de-gayification church near you to begin ungayification immediately.
Elton John, also known as Bernie Taupin, is a flamboyant gaymusician from England. He is famous for his outrageous glasses and outfits, his spectacular tantrums, his terrible Trumpesque hair-piece, and his infinitely long Disney-commissioned dirges. He is a founding member of *NSYNC and is married to Lance Bass.
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