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Elton John
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.
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Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Elton John
is all Girlieman.
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Elton John laying some smack down on Dennis Miller

Elton John, also known as Bernie Taupin, is a flamboyant gay musician from England. He is famous for his outrageous glasses and outfits, his spectacular tantrums, his terrible Trumpesque hair-piece, and his infinitely long Disney-commissioned dirges. He is a founding member of *NSYNC and is married to Lance Bass.

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Elton John
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


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Elton John
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

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