Elizabeth Hasselbeck

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Elizabeth Hasselbeck agrees with Rush,
People With Cancer Are Political Fodder!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

All Elizabeth wants is for Rosie O'Donnell to read her Bible and be a good wife.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is one of the true greats of American broadcasting. This adorably yappy co-host of The View is seen on a daily basis being beaten into submission having lively debates with Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.

She is one of the 93% 85% 74% 51% 44% 30% 27% 25% of Americans who unwaveringly support our greatest president, George W. Bush, making her the greatest person ever to cohost that show.

She was cheated out of her million dollars on the CBS Reality TV series Survivor, and had to settle for marrying NFL quarterback Matt Hasselbeck of the Seattle Seahawks.

[edit] Factoids

God Bless America

• Wishes Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush can be president forever. Amen

• She's the Sean Hannity of Day Time Talk.

• Feels that Toby Keith and Rush Limbaugh are Good Americans.

• Opened up a can of right-wing Republican ass-whuppin' on Rosie O'Donnell, getting her fired.

• Is a staunch supporter of sufferers of California Hot Tub Rectal Gonorreah, having contracted it in the 80's at a pool party at Rush Limbaugh's house.