Ed Begley, Jr.
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Edward "Beg him to shut up about global warming" Begley Jr. is an environmentalist who occasionally acts to support his bizarre earth-loving fetish. He currently hosts a game show on HGTV called Living With Ed, where contestants try to live with him as long as they can without going insane.
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[edit] How America Sees Him
Mr. Begley was nailed on September 13, 2007 and received a recycled gift bag from last night's guest. After flaunting his environmentalism in Stephen's face, he surrendered (like all French-loving bleeding heart libs do) to Stephen and conceded that building seawalls around America's coasts will defeat global warming.
[edit] How Ed Wants You To See Him
Ed Begley Jr. is an actor and environmentalist. Best known for his work on the soap opera, St. Elsewhere, he has more recently been in the Christopher Guest films Best in Show and A Mighty Wind and television shows 7th Heaven and Six Feet Under.
He is very enviromentally active running his own website, http://www.begleysbest.com and writing at http://www.oneforthetable.com/oftt/articles/reducing-your-carbon-footprint-in-2008.html
[edit] Fun Ed Facts
- Makes toast with a generator/toaster hooked to a stationary bicycle.
- Owns two Prius? Priii? Pruises? Hell who cares, having two proves you are too stupid to spell.
- Won't let his wife drive either of them. She has to walk 27 blocks down Ventura Blvd. through MS13 Turf to Hole Foods to grocery shop. Ed's wife will one day murder him in his sleep.
- Raises cage free tofurkies in his back yard.
- Reuses his condoms.
- Has installed a solar panel on his wife's vibrator.
- Is completey insane.
[edit] Reducing your Carbon Footprint in 2008
by Ed Begley
Here are four things you can do to reduce your carbon footprint in 2008.
1)Buy a Terra Pass at: http://www.terrapass.com You can get one to offset your automobile, air travel, home energy use…or all three!
2)Cut down on your electric bill by turning off the lights or appliances that are not in use, or if you are in the market for a new appliance, buy one with a high energy star rating.
3)Get out of your car! Ride a bike, if weather & fitness permit. Take public transportation, if it’s available near you..
4)Buy compact fluorescent bulbs for as many lights in your house as you can. You’ll save power, AND some money!
Happy New Year! Ed
