Ed Asner
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Years of binge drinking fail to ease the pain of Ed's tight ass Liberalism.
Ed Asner (He pronounces his name Awznay) is a Jew, TV star, former union leader, frequent critic of the Greatest Administration Ever, and a Communist sympathizer.
He called 1-888-OOPS-JEWEpisode #310 and begrudgingly gave Stephen a full apology for wearing his WristStrong Bracelet without pride.
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Colbert Report investigators get damning evidence that prove Asner is really Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch.
- his birthday is November 15
- He loves spunk.
- Is a Traitor.
- Masturbates to Jane Fonda workout tapes.
- Is a transvestite. Wanted a sex change but was already born without balls.
- Is a Fluffer.
- Drives a Prius with a Rainbow bumper sticker.
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