Ecolonology
Is totally FUBAR (F##cked Up Beyond All Recognition)
and is shunned by Stephen Colbert and The Baby Jesus

Ecolonology,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Ecolonology (v.) eee-KOL-on-al-o-gy First appeared: circa 1975, used by Don King

1. The introspective study of one's own fecal matter.

Ecolonologist (n.) eee-KOL-on-al-o-jist

1. A person devoted to the study of their own fecal matter.
2. A person who wears their own ass as a hat.

See RelatedEdit

1. Eco Fag
2. Liberal
3. Monkey
4. SCAT
5. Dung Beetle

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