when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Ecolonology (v.) eee-KOL-on-al-o-gy First appeared: circa 1975, used by Don King
- The introspective study of one's own fecal matter.
Ecolonologist (n.) eee-KOL-on-al-o-jist
- A person devoted to the study of their own fecal matter.
- A person who wears their own ass as a hat.
- Eco Fag
- Dung Beetle