Eclipse

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Eclipse (Biblical retribution)

When Our Father, God, is pleased with us, he allows us to enjoy His creation:

God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars

~ The Holy Bible, Genesis 1:16[1]

Whenever we are blinded with rampant homosexuality, abortion and other forms of liberalism, Our Lord will punish us with a special act of smoting:

I will make the Sun go down at noon, and darken the Earth in broad daylight

~ The Holy Bible, Amos 8:9[2]

Artist's rendition of a "lunar eclipse"

This special form of smoting is called an "eclipse".

Technically there are two types of Elliptical Smoting:

• Solar Eclipse-day darkening
• Lunar Eclipse-night darkening

When Our Father darkens the stars that's called smog.

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