East Coast

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One of the two preferred locations of the liberal elitists, the other being the West Coast.

Unfortunately, not all residents of the two coasts are liberals and because this is the case, the proposal to extend the wall along the AMERICAN/mexican border to exclude the coasts from mainland/mainstream America has not been seriously considered.

When one is forced to travel to either of the coasts, be on the lookout for the liberal's natural habitat, an Ivory Tower.