Dr. Noelle Bush wrote Wikiality.com a prescription for
"Drug"
There's plenty more where that came from...

Drug
is brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals
"Remember, if it's childproof, it's not Prescott!"

Drug is a medicine from Prescott Pharmaceuticals for the treatment of disease.

Active IngredientsEdit

Drugs

Approved UsesEdit

Everything from erectile dysfunction to curing AIDS

Side EffectsEdit

Bloating, vaginal cramps, elongated intestinal syndrom, flared nostrils, tooth decay, blindness, balding, testicular cancer, turning gay, depression, Aspergers Syndrome, alcoholism, heart attack, weight gain, joint pain, memory loss, razor burn, suicide, white flight, fatigue, skull defects, herpes, bi-polar disorder, loss of limbs, acne, xenophobia, restless torso syndrom, rage, pregnancy, chronic regional pain syndrome, and Irish potato famines.

See AlsoEdit

• Prescott Pharmaceuticals
• Colbert On
• High-speed Chickenfeed
• Kid-Friendly Meth Flavors
• Zeezumrazzumprofen
• Salt, the original gateway drug.

External TubesEdit

• How the free market helps America to buy more drugs

After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Drug undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.