Dr. Kevin Federline, PhD
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Dr. Kevin Federline, PhD
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| Dude | Libertarian |
| 28 March, 1978 - | |
| Birthplace | America |
| Religion | Christian |
| Education | Doctorate, frum Da Street, Bra |
| Occupation | rapper |
| Spouse | Britney Spears (Filed for Divorce 11/7/06) (Entered Rehab: February 27, 2007) (Left Rehab: February 27, 2007) (Entered Rehab: February 28, 2007) |
| Fun Fact #1 | has never worn a suit before having that picture taken |
| Fun Fact #2 | is not wearing pants in that picture |
| Fun Fact #3 | may be the more stable parent of his children with Britney Spears |
Dr. Kevin Federline, Ph.D, is our greatest American rap artist. Also known as K-Fed, he's no longer married to America's Sweetheart Britney Spears. Kevin is now a baller on a budget.
Press reports that imply the child custody proceedings between Federline and Spears are anything but cordial are totally uncool, y'all. The sex tape is really just a beautiful expression of love between two rednecks small-town kids.
[edit] A Few Words From K-Fed, Ph.D
Yo, mah homies! Mah biotch be shavin' her head, whutup!?
Yo, yo, yo!
Check it! I wanna thank all 5 1/2 of y'all for comin' out tonight! (the 1/2 was a midget)
(sounds of a scuffle)
M-o-m! My pants are supposed to be like that!
[edit] Factoids
- K-Fed has reportedly shaved his eyebrows to audition for the lead roll\e in the upcoming Axl Rose biopic, "Ya know who I am, I'm Axl Rose, baby, you gonna die!"
- Had two children with Britney Spears
- Sean Joe Billy Bob Preston
- Waterhead Stu
- If you could pick up the check, Kevin would really appreciate it, dawg.
- Member of the Iraq Study Group
- Will wrestle for food
- His Arch Rival is Paul Wolfowitz
- K-fed is a
secret homosexualpretty, pretty man.
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
