Dr. Garrett Reisman
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Garrett Reisman is probably the most famous janitor with a PhD (NASA astronaut) Ever!

He is most famous for wearing a WristStrong Bracelet aboard the International Space Station, helping take the Colbert Nation (Universe) galactic!

May 8, 2008 NailingEdit

Dr. Garrett Reisman
was a guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed via satellite.

• Flight Engineer #2
  • does whatever they need him to do
  • does scientific experiments and cleaning
  • operates the robot arm
• in space no one can hear you scream
  • it's true!
• he spin his bracelet
  • and flips
• did the space walk
• has 3 Russian crewmates
• grew an inch in space
• photographs changes on America's Planet
• can see the states change colors
• will try to give his bracelet to God
• Stephen welcomes alien puppet masters, Hail Xenu!

July 24, 2008 NailingEdit

• always intended to come back to earth
• immediately lost the one inch he grew while in space within an hour
• may have off-planet drilling for oil
• one time couldn't find a guy on the ISS
• he did once have a "flying" dream
• never saw one of the chimps that was sent up floating around
• Stephen and he traded WristStrong Bracelets