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Dr. Frank Luntz
is righteous and true
God Bless America

Despite what you may have heard
Dr. Frank Luntz
Is totally not gay!

Dr. Frank Luntz
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Frank Luntz is one of the ~~elite~~ premire ~~spinmeisters~~ wordsmiths of ~~the Republican Party~~ America's conservatives.

He has a command of the English language like no other.

Many words have been used to describe Frank:

accurate
guru
expert
rubinesque
feminine-esque

But never gay.

No one has ever called him that. Some people say he has the phatness of Karl Rove and the word-skillz of Jeff Gannon.

But no one has ever called him gay.

Words That Frank Has Discovered to Describe AmericansEdit

American Words

share,
change,
opportunity,
legacy,
challenge,
control,
truth,
moral,
courage,
reform,
prosperity,
crusade,
movement,
children,
family,
debate,
compete,

active(ly),
we/us/our,
candid(ly),
humane,
pristine,
provide,
liberty,
commitment,
principle(d),
unique,
duty,
precious,
premise,
care(ing),
tough,
listen,
learn,

help,
lead,
vision,
success,
empower(ment),
citizen,
activist,
mobilize,
conflict,
light,
dream,
freedom,
peace,
rights,
pioneer,
proud/pride,
building,

preserve,
pro-(issue)^[1]
reform,
workfare,
eliminate good-time in prison,
strength,
choice/choose,
fair,
protect,
confident,
incentive,
hard work,
initiative,
common sense,
passionate

Words That Frank Has Discovered to Describe TerroristsEdit

America-hater Propaganda

decay,
failure (fail)
collapse(ing) deeper,
crisis,
urgent(cy),
destructive,
destroy,
sick,
pathetic,
lie,
liberal,
they/them,
unionized bureaucracy,
"compassion" is not enough,

betray,
consequences,
limit(s),
shallow,
traitors,
sensationalists,
endanger,
coercion,
hypocrisy,
radical,
threaten,
devour,
waste,
corruption,
incompetent,

permissive attitude,
destructive,
impose,
self-serving,
greed,
ideological,
insecure,
anti-(issue)^[2]
pessimistic,
excuses,
intolerant,
stagnation,
welfare,
corrupt,
selfish,
insensitive,

status quo,
mandate(s) taxes,
spend (ing) shame,
disgrace,
punish (poor...)
bizarre,
cynicism,
cheat,
steal,
abuse of power,
machine,
bosses,
obsolete,
criminal rights,
red tape,
patronage

Polling With FrankEdit

Frank is known for his consistently scientific, but reliable polling information that continuously shows the obvious superiority of conservatives to the Godless liberal sodomite left. Many of his poll answers read like a Colbert Report interview transcript. Being asked "Would you rather have Saddam back in power?" and answering "No" truly means that you support the war and the president.

Frank's Plan For A Republican ComebackEdit

NOTESEdit

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A GOP comeback strategy (Article written by Frank, published in LA times)

FootnotesEdit

↑ For example: flag, children, environment
↑ For example: flag, family, child, jobs

[0] For example: flag, children, environment

[1] For example: flag, family, child, jobs

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