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Dr. Craig Venter
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


CraigVenter

Dr. Venter, Medicine Woman

Dr. Craig Venter is the founder of Celera Genomics, and one of the men who mapped the human genome.

February 27, 2007


Second NailingEdit

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his clone showed up this time

risk taking gene-2nd time on The Report, also a narcissistic ego-maniac

wore a tie this time

decoded his own gene

his book is 400-pages of random sequences of the letters: G, T, C and A

his private lab tried to patent his gene

only patenting creating life

may create new energy sources and make some money off it

a bug that eats sugar and turns it into gas

will never die

food, water and energy

said God made some horrible mistakes, just before the interview ended, too bad for him.

Is now looking for the gene(s) responsible for Male Pattern Baldness.

Amen.

Excerpt from his bookEdit

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