Donovan McNabb
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Donovan McNabb is ('at the rate he's getting injured, that "is" will become a "was"') the current starting quarterback for the Eagles (even though he barely plays a down).
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[edit] College Career
Went to Syracuse University to play quarterback and took the Orangemen to an Orange Bowl appearance against Florida.
[edit] Pro Career
He was drafted by the Eagles in the 99 NFL Draft with the second overall pick and he was booed when they picked him.(Hmm, I wonder why?) In 2004 (one of the few seasons he actually was healthy) he threw a career (a relatively short one) best of 31 touchdowns and 3,875 passing yards.
[edit] A Word of Support
Don't worry McNabb, it's not your fault. We already know this is the fault of the people who put you on the Madden cover. On the positive side of non injury related things, did you know that McNabb keeps himself in good shape by eating good old healthy Campbell Chunky soups.?
Wow, that is not a huge biography. He really does get injured all the time!
[edit] Fun Facts
- Rush Limbaugh really likes him
- McNabb hates bears (especially ones that are from chicago).
- McNabb has his own clothing line called Super Five which he made with Reebok.
- McNabb always watches The Colbert Report when he is in the hospital doing rehab (where he spends spends 99.9% of his football career)
