Donkey
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
The donkey is the fitting symbol for the Democratic Party. Originally chosen for its admirable characteristics of stubborness and virility, the donkey has since become synonymous with the less-admirable traits of stupidity and poor grooming habits.
The donkey's predators are the elephant, progress, and the State of Florida.
The donkey's known aliases include:
- Ass
- Jack-ass
- Hee-haw
- Kerry Supporter
- Cut-and-Runner
The donkey population has decreased three-fold in the last several months. It is belived that Stephen Colbert hunted donkeys and fed them to elephants resulting in the increase in elephant population.
