The Donald
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The Donald: great capitalist, or the greatest capitalist?
The Donald is a rich American, which means he would be a good man if he were not also the leader of terrorist organization Hezbollah (His dollah?). Trump made his millions/billions investing in the real estate market in New York City, U.S.A., which is huge. His hair tells him when and where to invest money in the real estate market. Most of the time his hair is infallible, but only when it comes to investing in the real estate market in New York City, U.S.A..
With his frank, blunt, trademarked slogan, "You're fired!" (Wikiality.com will now be paying $1.08 in royalties to The Donald whenever somebody visits this page), The Donald is the epitome of the kind of honesty and realness only true Americans can see. Any self-serving overtones or on-message repititiousness is purely coincidental. He also is a completely self-made man, pulling himself up by his bootstraps bought for him by his millionaire father.
The Donald doesn't find Angelina Jolie or Rosie O'Donnell attractive, but he thinks K-Fed is fantastic... in the most heterosexual way possible, of course.
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[edit] Teaching To Success
The Donald has allowed that his vast knowledge shall be shared with people less than he. The Donald is offering seminars on how to profit off people's misery.
Hey! Why not? Someone has to be happy about the foreclosure disaster!
Right?
[edit] Bush is the worst President ever
Since having said such a thing about our dear leader Trump is now dead to all real Americans.
[edit] Relation With The Council of Doom
Donald Trump is the biggest contributor to the Council. He has actually given over $350 million to the Council's research facilities. As promised to anyone who contributes over $50,000, he will never be touched by anyone threatening him again. The Council has personally guaranteed this with "state of the art" armies spread throughout the world, ready to destroy anyone who threatens the Council or Stephen Colbert. A large security facility is being designed for construction on the moon beginning in 2009. No one will be out of the Council's reach. Not even the Africans! (If such people exist)
[edit] Difference Maker
The Donald insisted that a flag pole on the number one rated golf course in California better than Pebble Beach. He doesn't see a need to have a permit to put up a flag.
To deny Mr. Trump his pole is unAmerican.
[edit] Miss California
The Don didn't give a shit what a creepy gay blogger thought. [1]
[edit] "The Donald" Trivia
- The Donald, Ted Koppel, and Dolly Parton all share the same hair stylist, Bryl Creme. Bryl is a graduate of Don King's School of Speech and Kwaffuerityusnous, located in Harlem, NYC.
