Don King

Don King
is a Great American and deserves your adoration!
America loves you, Don King

Don King has the knappiest hair on the planet. He is proud of his Roots as well as his highlights.

Don King loves bazookas and really big guns. Further proving his Americanosity.

Don King- (n) is a Republican and thus a great white man.

He is also Sylvester Stallone's black friend. Not in the running for Stephen's black friend

[edit] Don King Factoids

Invented Knapster
Is an articulatiudinal public speaker
Founder and Regent of: The Don King Universialty School of Speech and Kwaffuerityusnous Beauty School and Boxing Busynessnous Educatedability, located in Harlem, NYC.
Is the King of Zaire
Owns the most expensive Rolex in the world, "The Heavyweight Oyster Perpehideous." It contains every diamond ever mined in Sierra Leone, weighs 394 metric tons and is valued at $375 Quintillion.

Don't ask him about the people he's killed.

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