Don Imus
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Don Imus is one of the Greatest Americans that ever lived.
He is old and white and from the South, meaning the Baby Jesus loves him. He doesn't see color, but if he did it wouldn't matter because it's a free country where you have the right to say what you want, as long as its not criticism of The Greatest Administration Ever.
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[edit] Offending the ethnics
Don Imus was recently fired. Yes, an upper-class American was FIRED from his upper-class job, and it can happen to you, too! He lost his sponsors after the scandals from his racist comments aimed at the Rutgers University women's basketball team, calling them "Nappy headed ho's". Even though women's basketball is not a sport and they should be chained to the kitchen stove where they belong, they got offended and made everyone protest the First Amendment. It just goes to show that when you speak your mind and say what you want, black people get pissed off and hold a gun to your boss' head, forcing him to fire you. The world isn't sunshine and rainbows. People need to learn that you have a right to say what you want and if someone says something that offends you, you suck it up and take it like a man (because the woman should be at home). MSNBC must now pay Imus for the rest of his contract.
[edit] Quotes
When asked about this travesty, Imus said "I am truly sorry that I offended those uppity darkies, and I completely understand why they felt the need to totally Jew me."
[edit] Fun Facts
An anagram of Don Imus is Dominus, Latin for God.
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