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A "real-life" medical or mental expert. They hate America, pretending to be smart by using medical "facts" to cure people.

Dr. Gregory House is the only doctor worth praising. His photo is famously hung in The Colbert Report's studio, indicating that Stephen has given his approval. House is also considered a true American, despite his mother's gaul in birthing him elsewhere.

Examples Edit

Dr. Cliff Huxtable Seen Here , JELLO Anyone?

Dr. Bill Frist Seen Here, The Late Terri Schiavo's Great Physician in the Senate

The Man Who Knows The Answer To Everyone's Problem, Just Ask Him, He's Like Jesus With A Doctor's Degree

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• Dr. Gregory House
• Dr. Phil
• Dr. Cliff Huxtable
• Dr. Bill Frist
• Dr. Stephen Colbert
• Dr. Faustus
• Dr. Who?
• Dr. Betsy McCaughey
• Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Surveys Edit

• 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Things Doctors DoEdit

• prescribe medicine
• touch you in a medically prescibed inappropriate way
• view torture porn

Also See Edit

• Healthkidah

External TubesEdit

• Shocking scandal with Doctor Who
• More Doctors becoming socialist hippies