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Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

A "real-life" medical or mental expert. They hate America, pretending to be smart by using medical "facts" to cure people.

Dr. Stephen Colbert Seen Here Giving The State of The Union Address
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Dr. Gregory House is the only doctor worth praising. His photo is famously hung in The Colbert Report's studio, indicating that Stephen has given his approval. House is also considered a true American, despite his mother's gaul in birthing him elsewhere.

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  • 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Things Doctors DoEdit

  • prescribe medicine
  • touch you in a medically prescibed inappropriate way
  • view torture porn

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