Dog

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Dogs are righteous animals, beloved of God. In factiness, for God so loved the Dog, that he gave his only begotten name unto this animal, as a backward spelling of His own.

All You Need To Know About doGs

• Mans' best friend.

• Randomly attack cats and liberals.

• Stephen has a doG named Gipper. "Mr. Gipper... go tear apart this t-bone!!"

• The smaller the doG, the more it wants you to kick it.

• Generally do not commit, condone, nor endorse acts of terrorism.

• All of the Greatest Presidents of the United States had a First Dog.

• Dogs enjoy the taste of their own feces, believe it or not.

• You don't want to screw with a big dog. [1]

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You think that is big, check out this mother fucker!

Dog-speak

External Tubes

• Dog learns how to read!!!!!

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