Carleton S. "Carly" Fiorina , is the former CEO of Hewlett Packard and therefore the goddess of the universe and all that revolves around her. She is not to be confused with either Carlton S. Banks from the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" or Charlton Heston....which she wouldn't really mind that much.
Gravity has no pull within 20 feet of her aura, which glows so bright as to blind common men and women.
On February 20, 2009 Carly was diagnosed with breast cancer. She underwent surgery on March 2, 2009 followed by chemotherapy, causing her to lose her hair, and radiation therapy. She was given "an excellent prognosis for a full recovery." Upon announcing her campaign for the U.S. Senate seat held by Barbara Boxer, Fiorina stated "I have to say that after chemotherapy, Barbara Boxer just isn't that scary anymore.", as well as recently stating "What's up with (Boxer's) hair? It's sooo yesterday." Unfortunatly for California, it seems so is Carly's political career.
Thank the Baby Jesus that Carly is even scarier than before her medical problem could be used as a political tool against her opponent....knowing well her critics couldn't say jack s%#t back! Pure genius that the GOP has decided is the right stuff for them.
Carly was recently open and honest in the media. The most transparent candidate to date....nothing a little sun won't take care of. The GOP is said to be devoted to finding an outfit that doesn't make her look like Dick York.
Birth and adversity Edit
Carly was born. This puts her several places ahead of most GOP candidates, most of which were hastily sewn together from left over conservative DNA scraps in a lab in southern California. She began life as Cara Sneed, daughter of a Federal Judge and an abstract painter. Starting life with such adversity and shame was daunting for the young Cara. The shame and dishonor of such liberal beginnings was hard on her. But with hard work and determination, she was able to erase the memory of her fathers Federal ties. The GOP does not hold this chance act of the Baby Jesus against Fiorina.
Personal life and homeEdit
Carly's life is filled with the very best of both worlds. Liberal roots to ground her to the earth. A Bachelor of Arts degree in philosophy and medieval history from Stanford University to keep her sense of humor. Fiorina is familiar with moving on quickly to other things having experience in short temporary jobs as a "Kelly Girl" and Hewlett Packard CEO.