Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller agrees with Rush,
No Quantity of Dead or Injured Soldiers is sufficient; No exit strategy is necessary.
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!

Dennis Miller
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Dennis Miller
is a Truthiness Crusader!

This is what Dennis sees when he looks in the mirror

Dennis Miller is a former comedian, born-again Republican, and the original inspiration for the bobble-head doll.

Miller found fame on the New York comedy scene, but tragically lost his sense of humor during 9/11. Because of Despite Miller's fateful accident, he is an ardent supporter of the greatest President Ever, George W. Bush.

When he isn't praying in his breath-taking shrine to his neo-Con Trinity (George Allen, Rush Limbaugh, and George W. Bush) he can be found on FOX News, where he poorly impersonates real pundits like Stephen Colbert and Papa Bear.

A rare picture of Dennis Miller before the special effects wizards scale down his enormous head

[edit] Things Dennis Miller Loves

• Rudy Giuliani
• George W. Bush
• Senator George Allen
• Rush Limbaugh
• The Republican Party
• Trent Lott
• Bigfoot, though secretly in the convinds of his cave, I mean Apartment in NY.

[edit] Things Dennis Miller Hates

• Elton John
• The ACLU
• Jews
• Black people (except Condoleeza Rice)
• Liberals

[edit] Dennis Miller Fractoids

• Dennis Miller's favorite kind of hot dog is a Barney Frank
• Dennis Miller was a latchkey kid growing up
• Dennis Miller wears an invisible neck brace to support his massive cranium
• Dennis Miller has small hands... very small hands
• Dennis Miller was able to get a few seconds on The Half Hour News Hour
• Dennis Miller is going to work for FOX; Sean Hannity hired him as an after-Colmes snack