Denmark
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
The only thing not rotten in Denmark is capitalist hero Lars Ulrich (the drummer in Metallica) who single handedly put a stop to internet piracy. He was already filthy rich but he still found the strength and energy to fight for what was right
Denmark is also known for its amusing cartoons. It is a hated rival of Canada, a heated relationship that has built up over the ownership of tiny islands believed to contain diamonds, oil, and gold.
Due to the shortage of suitable softwood, LEGOS are the official national building material for home construction. Termites are extinct in Denmark.
The official foods of Denmark are butter cookies served in obnoxiously large round tins and danishes. This has caused great confusion, as people eating the Danish have found to their shock and horror that they have eaten actual Danish people. The Great Cannibal Carnival of 1867, which took place in the capital of Copenhagen, has been dramatized in such works as Resident Evil, Shaun of the Dead, and Brokeback Mountain.
Denmark is not to be mistaken with that stain on your den's wall that occurred when you were playing with your girlfriend, though one can see why you would make that mistake.
Real Danish vikings joined the American Imperial Forces in the liberation of Iraq.
