Contents 1 May 29, 2008 2 May 7, 2008 3 April 16, 2008 4 April 7, 2008 5 March 19, 2008 6 March 13, 2008 6.1 Guest

May 29, 2008Edit

• rules committee will meet
• Hillary Clinton is consistent in saying whatever it takes to win
• about more than Hillary Clinton
• also about MLK, Susan B. Anthony, Robert Mugabe, Medgar Evers, Harriet zatubman, Malcolm X, Good Times, Hilter Apple PIE AND Spider-Man
• to deny Mi, FL votes is to say Kurt Cobain died in vain
• confusing potential catastrophic rules Tad Devine

May 7, 2008Edit

• Hillary Clinton redefined the word "tie"
• Obama tried to connect with the regular people
  • he's a phony because he was raised on filtered water
• John King also sells real estate
• Brian Williams has a bald friend and (projection expert) named Sheldon
• Justin Stephen's projection expert, who has been in a state of isolation since super tuesday Feb 5

April 16, 2008Edit

• Barack Obama released a hard-hitting ad
• Bill Clinton then said something about a difference between the Bush and Clinton years
  • then something about his wife's campaign
• Obama hit back with an endorsement from Bruce Springsteen
  • which The Mob booed this decision
• if America starts hoping, what will Springsteen's songs be about?
• The The USA Today says, Springsteen has the ultimate in working-class cred
• the bulk of which is in his cred vault in his 12,000 square foot mansion, in Shady Cred Acres
• Meanwhile in the McCain campaign
  • things are just ducky
• McCain called Al Qaeda "an obscure sect of Shi'ites" even though they are Sunni
  • with the democrats battling, who really noticed?
  • he was alive before the Sunni-Shi'ite split of 632
  • hard to learn new names
• Associated Press exhibited a rare show of restraint by not asking him about the blunder when he attended their annual meeting. They did, however, give him:
• coffee with cream and sugar
• several Dunkin donut with sprinkles (his favorite)
  • McCain actually requested the donuts with Shi'ites

April 7, 2008Edit

• both candidates claim to be the underdog
• Mark Penn resigned from the Clinton campaign
• Homero a college internship
  • was too busy to get Stephen a triple shot latte

• feasting on John McCain's iron-supplement infused blood
  • Clinton created another 3am phone call ad

• McCain and Obama made a joint ad criticizing Hillary Clinton

March 19, 2008Edit

• liberals
• when Stephen gives speeches about how angry black people are: they call him a racist
  • The Word: The Gospel of John

March 13, 2008Edit

• Geraldine Ferraro
  • Barack Obama is lucky to be who he is
    • Fidel Pol Pot Bin Hitler

• once over 70, you can say whatever you want about black people and chinamen!

• Samantha Power
  • Obama aid who called Hillary a "monster"

• Barack Obama is a Secret Muslim!
  • he claims he is a Christian, which is what a secret muslim would say
  • Clinton denied it As Far As I Know
• to answer every question, Dr. Colbert, "I don't care that Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim"

GuestEdit

Hussein Ibish

• exec dir Arab American Leadership