Delaware
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The "Great" State of DELAWARE 
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| Capitol: | Who knows? |
| State Flower: | Forget-Me-A-Lot |
| Official Language: | Yawning |
| State Bird: | Platypus |
| State Motto: | "We're a state?" |
| Nickname: | The Boring State |
| Governor: | Hated by all for taking away smoking in bars |
| State Anthem: | "Deja Vu" |
| Population: | 62 |
| Standard MPH: | Slow, reeeeeaaallll slow |
| Principal imports: | Nothing, or something, I dunno... |
| Principal exports: | Really boring chemicals |
| Principal industries: | Some Frenchy chemical company and harboring every corporation in America |
| Things to Do: | Leave. |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Tied with Illinois for 32nd state of thFUCK |
