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Decider
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A Decider is a true hero who has the vision, determination, and truthiness to combat terrorists, liberals, communists, bears, and other national threats. They are almost always American,^[1] or at least pursue good American ideals. Deciders are what prevents America descending into anarchy, or worse still surrenderation!

Where Deciders Come FromEdit

Deciders usually come from America. Specifically, from vivid red states, like Texas. They almost never come from wussy, liberal-infested states like Massachusetts or California. Although those places are sometimes taken over by foreign deciders or half-deciders while their residents are busy cavorting naked with immorality.

How To Spot A DeciderEdit

Deciders can be identified by their strong chiseled jaws, steely masculine eyes, and coursing testosterone. They deciderate, and pay no attention to the repercussions. Deciders are almost always male. Once in a while a female decider will emerge, although it's likely that if you were to check "under the hood" you'd find some man bits.

I'm the decider!

~ George W. Bush

Famous DecidersEdit

True DecidersEdit

Honorary DecidersEdit

John Howard - the Prime Minister of Australia is as true a decider as you can get on foreign soil.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - though even he has some girlie liberal tendancies.
~~Tony Blair - another true foreign decider.~~ Revoked due to his pandering to misguided anti-war Brits and Mahmoud I'm A Dinnerjacket

Natural Decider EnemiesEdit

Flip Waffler — This is the kind WMD which hurts America by distracting her deciders from "deciderating".
Added by OHeL

Unfortunately, some parts of America are rife with those who ache to rid her of deciders. Decider-haters tend to prefer milder, wetter climates, and so congregate along the west coast and the the north eastern coast. This offers then a quick escape should they push our deciders too far.

Many of these enemies of America live in rancid hell-holes and hippy communes. But even America's capital has seen an infestation of decider enemies recently. They're probably stockpiling Waffles of Mass Destruction as we speak!

Prominent among the ranks of decider-haters are:

Nancy Pelosi - a woman who fights deciders through compulsive blinking
John Kerry - the inventor of the Waffle of Mass Destruction
Hillary Clinton - the she-devil "New Yorker" obsessed with villages
Sean Penn - famous decider hater and pretender to the metaphor throne
Winnie the Pooh - the ultimate anti-decider: a procrastinating bear
French people - perpetually drunk, liberal communists.

FootnotesEdit

↑ The only Non-American decider was Jesus Christ.

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[0] The only Non-American decider was Jesus Christ.

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