David Paterson

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David Paterson became governor of New York after Client 9 proved to be a whore.

Within minutes of taking office, Mr. Paterson admitted to having an affair with another woman while married to his current wife.

Less than a week later, he admitted to having done cocaine.

What else has Mr. Paterson admitted to?

[edit] Other Things Mr. Paterson Has Admitted To

• gambled on the tax payer's dime!
• killed a hobo

[edit] Fun Facts

• Is legally Blind
• Is From Long Island

[edit] September 5, 2008 Nailing

as governor, he's called your excellency

• governor of New York, it's been 100s of years, why can't we just call it "York"?

• last time, the NY governor got into some trouble
  • nice to know him

• nice guy
  • may have to crack a few heads

• says Democrats have toughened up since 9/11
  • but not two republican parties

• didn't want to sound like John McCain by answering a question with, "I don't know"

• the basic difference between the party's messages
  • free market would kill health care
  • deficit
  • not helped businesses

• believes the republicans were running Washington
  • Dr. Colbert doesn't know

• they have something in common
  • They don't see race

• legally blind
  • memorizes all his speeches
  • if Dr. Colbert had to memorize all his speeches, it would be "My fellow Americans, God Bless America!"

• Spitzer promised to pardon all Stephen's tickets, would Paterson honor that promise?
  • He says he doesn't see "traffic"