David Brooks
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Davie wrote abook about how life is so wonderful, and everything is hunky-dorey, and he really actually believed all that crap, until he got nailed.
Then the world was able to see what Brooks was really made of: the heart and gut of a bear.
The nailing he received has been able to slow his book-writing terrorist attacks.
In 2009 he spoke to reporters about a dinner party where he had the misfortune to sit next to a GOP senator who "had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time." [1]
So far there is no word on where Brooks hands were.


