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David Bowie
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

David Bowie is a rock and roll singer/songwriter, best known for his song "Heroes." He is also a champion of truthiness, as evidenced by his lack of regard for reality. Unfortunately, he is bisexual, and will not bask in the glory of eternity with the one true lord, Jesus Christ.

He spent most of the 1970s prancing around in spandex alien suits and snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine. When not busy rockin' and rollin', he served as king of Jim Henson's muppet shop. Using his champion truthinessness he overturned the mob and is now known as ziggy stardust.

Not quite girlie, not quite man,
David Bowie
is all Girlieman.

SongsEdit

• Heroes
• 1984
• Fame
• Under Pressure