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David Beckham
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British,
but still loves America, thank you for supporting our President.
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We've got spirit, YES WE DO!!
We've got spirit, how 'bout
David Beckham!?!
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David executing a difficult soccer move


David Beckham is a British soccer player. (That's right, limeys, it's called soccer, not football!!)

Recently, Beckham signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy, so he will be moving to the States soon, making him an immigrant. But Stephen is OK with his immigration, because Becks is doing a job Americans won't do: playing pro soccer.

But wait: Beckham also wants to be an actor, a job that many Americans do want to do... so is he taking jobs away from boys and girls from the Midwest with a bus ticket and a dream? If so, throw him out!

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FilmsEdit

  • Bend It Like Beckham 2: Bend It Exactly Like Beckham, Because You Are Him

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Alpha Dog of the WeekEdit

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Stephen recognized "Becks" for having the Alpha-sized man-crumpets to show up for practice after weeks of media frenzy about his $250 million contract with the L.A. Galaxy. When Becks showed up for practice he stretched, then sat out the remainder of practice with an ankle injury.

Thus, this Alpha Dog has marked America as his territority.

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