Dance

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

"Dance" IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Rush Limbaugh promises to send Talking Points as soon as his meds wear off.
Thank you for your patience.

Dance
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.

Scandals?! What scandals?!
Bush says lose yourself
to the beat of Dance

Dance, or the act of dancing has a mixed history in the eyes of God. On the one hand, it has been known to lead to sex, making it sinful and wrong. On the other hand, when done in conjunction with the process of making a joyful noise unto the Lord, dance can sometimes provide a path to celebrate the greater glory of Your Personal Lord and Saviour. On the third hand, if you think that you are constitutionally too weak to resist the temptation toward sex, you should stay away from making a joyful noise unto the Lord and dancing altogether.

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Stephen Colbert shows how it's done.	Dr. Colbert demonstrates heterosexual dancing techniques	Stephen's dance moves are very popular with not-gay Kids Today.	Stephen Colbert and Wayne Brady rocking the house in Whose Line is It Anyway?