"Dance" IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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Dance
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.

You don't have to be
high on painkillers
to boogie down to Dance.

Dance, or the act of dancing has a mixed history in the eyes of God. On the one hand, it has been known to lead to sex, making it sinful and wrong. On the other hand, when done in conjunction with the process of making a joyful noise unto the Lord, dance can sometimes provide a path to celebrate the greater glory of Your Personal Lord and Saviour. On the third hand, if you think that you are constitutionally too weak to resist the temptation toward sex, you should stay away from making a joyful noise unto the Lord and dancing altogether.

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Stephen Colbert shows how it's done.

Dr. Colbert demonstrates heterosexual dancing techniques

Stephen's dance moves are very popular with not-gay Kids Today.

Stephen Colbert and Wayne Brady rocking the house in Whose Line is It Anyway?

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See Also Edit

• Ellen DeGeneres and The DeGeneres Paradox for information on the confusing aspects of The Dance.
• Junk Holder
• Dance Music

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