Crazy

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Crazy (medical condition)

1. a disorder characterized by actions which are frightening and should be hidden from polite society

Contents 1 Other Names 2 Diagnosis 3 Types of Crazy 4 Symptoms 5 Cure

[edit] Other Names

• loopy
• mad
• psycho

[edit] Diagnosis

Doctors and other scientists are always on the lookout for the crazy. They have developed many ways to discover and measure it.

The first thing they do is determine which brand of crazy they are dealing with, and once that is known, the correct procedure for dealing with the uninsured burden on society patient can be followed.

[edit] Types of Crazy

• schizo
• manic
• depressed
• unpredictable behavior
• not believing in Jesus Christ

[edit] Symptoms

• playing with feces
• wearing feces
• eating feces
• hallucinating
• whoring
• liberalism
• almost all your free time now revolves around one person who lives in your TV

[edit] Cure

• jail or prison time
• enhanced electro-stimulation techniques
• a medically prescribed length of time living on the street
• support groups

After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Crazy undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.