Cookie

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

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A plastic container filled with all-American cookies.

Desserts

Popcorn Jesus Donuts Ice Cream Caramel Apples Apple Pie Bear claw Gummy worms Jelly Beans Cake Cookies Cocoa Puffs Roses of the Prophet Muhammad Donuts Twinkies Cannoli Brownies Chocolate chip cookies Dreamsicle Three Musketeers Candy Bar Fudge

Other Food-related Categories

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Cookies are America's number two snack behind fruit^{Episode #413}

Cookies are made in trees by elves and come in long tubular plastic sleeves.

A type of delightful treat with a high potential for extreme danger as the eating of cookies is traditionally followed by an nigh-unquenchable desire to drink milk. Extreme caution should be taken when eating cookies to avoid this urge, as it will only end in pain.

[edit] Alternative Definition

• special computer stuff that allows the NSA to protect your freedoms whenever you visit a webpage with a ".gov" extension. You don't have anything to hide, do you?

• a tasty bit of gossip, as in "Have you heard the cookie going around about Bill Posey's grandmother? Seems like she gave her alligator lover syphillus!"