Congress/House/Ohio Districts/18
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QUESTION: What's flat on top, and round on the sides?
ANSWER: The state of Ohio, the home of the 40th part of The Colbert Report's 434 Part series Better Know A District!
Ohio's 18th District, The Fightin' 18th! was the hard-working district profiled on February 6, 2007.
[edit] How Many Festivals?!
The 18th is the land of many festivals:
- the Columbus washboard festival, which features washboard music. Is once a year enough?
- the Sunflower Festival, held every September, hosted in the town of Frankford. Featuring: a pancake breakfast, clog dancing and the Cornhole Tourney - a tradition that is a cross between horsehoes and sodomy!
[edit] Link to Porn
The Fightin' 18th was also the birth home of pornstar John Holmes, who grew up in Licking County.
Efforts to build a statue honoring Holmes have derailed and currently there are no plans for its erection.
Stephen wishes to thank 10-yr-old Chip H. of Daniel Island, South Carolina for that joke. For his submission, Chip wins a copy of Stephen's book Stephen Colbert's Jokes You Shouldn't Get Yet
[edit] Who Best Represents This Land of Washboards, Sunflowers and Porn?
Formerly represented by Bob Ney, the 18th is now represented by Zack Space, the fightin' Space!
