Confederate Memorial Day

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Confederate Memorial Day is an all-American holiday celebrating American values such as:

• tax freedom
• gun freedoms
• freedom from homosexuals
• freedom from differently-colored persons telling you what to do

Contents 1 Origin & History 2 Traditional Celebratory Rituals 3 Where Confederate Memorial Day Is Celebrated 4 How To Host A Confederate Memorial Day Party In Your Town 4.1 What Confederate Memorial Day Celebrations Might Look Like In Your Town 5 See Also

[edit] Origin & History

• notes

[edit] Traditional Celebratory Rituals

A bunch of slack jawed hicks dress up and reenact a war that they lost

[edit] Where Confederate Memorial Day Is Celebrated

[edit] How To Host A Confederate Memorial Day Party In Your Town

[edit] What Confederate Memorial Day Celebrations Might Look Like In Your Town

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[edit] See Also

• Dixie
• The War of Northern Aggression