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Colin Powell (pronounced Co-lin damn it!) used to be our fearless President's black friend. But too much facty talk about how the liberation of Iraq was really going cost him the position. So he was replaced by Condoleeza Rice, who is both sexier and more obedient.
Colin spends his 'retirement' forlornly polishing his Four Stars and thinking about what might have been if he hadn't mouthed off quite so much. During rare piques of bitterness he also appears on TV and offers vague criticisms of his former boss.
Career In MilitaryEdit
In Pursuit Of The Elusive 5th StarEdit
That dirty race traitor sold us out!