Colin Powell

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Coalition

of Black Friends

Alan Jordan Carlos Condoleezza Rice Colin Powell Bill Cosby Will Smith Bryant Gumbel Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben Malcolm II P.K. Winsome Stephen Colbert

Colin Powell (pronounced Co-lin damn it!) used to be our fearless President's black friend. But too much facty talk about how the liberation of Iraq was really going cost him the position. So he was replaced by Condoleeza Rice, who is both sexier and more obedient.

Colin spends his 'retirement' forlornly polishing his Four Stars and thinking about what might have been if he hadn't mouthed off quite so much. During rare piques of bitterness he also appears on TV and offers vague criticisms of his former boss.

Contents 1 Early Life 2 Education 3 Career In Military 4 Lobbying Activities 5 Government Work 6 In Pursuit Of The Elusive 5th Star 7 See Also

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[edit] In Pursuit Of The Elusive 5th Star

That dirty race traitor sold us out!

[edit] See Also

• Roots
• Black
• Black Friend