Coldplay
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Coldplay is a British pop band. Lead singer Chris Martin is married to liberal actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Their new album is titled Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends, which is about the start of World War III. The music business tends to believe that a third world war is coming because they won three Grammys for the album.
[edit] The Begining of Coldplay
It all started back in 1973 when Bono and Paul McCartney where on a small island of the cost of Chile. (Bono was there for AIDS relief and McCartney was there to obtain marijuana). So one day Bono saw McCartney buying drugs and punched right in the kisser. Then Paul kicked Bono in the family jewels. They then flew to outer space and began fighting with their super-nova powers. Once they reached the Sevron Galaxy Bono and McCartney both go super nova making a huge explosin causing the sun of the Sevron Galaxy to explode sending both Paul and Bono through a warp back to Earth. Then when the dust cleared and the particles began to settle you could see four beings floating there. Then the silenceness of space was broken with the heavenly voices of what is now called Coldplay.
They then returned to Earth to make millions of Dollars and trample over both Bono and Paul McCartney's careers.
[edit] Band Members
- Chris Martin - Lead Vocals, Guitar, Piano , Organ, Sexy Beast,
Chris is a guy who just plain old likes to have fun. He says on his free time he likes to streak through restaurants perticulrry ones with old laides in them. He also has fun playing Minesweeper.
- Guy Berryman - Bass,BGV's,Keys, Sexier Beast,
Guy likes to walk around with his pants off and pretend he is Squidward from the popular American tleivison series , Sponge Bob Squarepants. Another one of Guy's hobbies is sumbmerging him self in a tub of mint chocolate Ice Cream and watching Sex and the City.
- Johnny Buckland - Guitar and BGV's
Johnny likes to pretend that he his a dinosaur.
- Will Champion - Drummer and BGv'S
Will is a nude model on his spare time.
[edit] 2009 Grammy Award Nominations
- Record of the Year, Song Of the Year, Best Pop Performance by a Duo/Group for "Viva La Vida"
- Best Rock Performance by a duo/Group and Best Rock Song for "Violet Hill"
- Album of the Year and Best Rock Album for "Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends"
