Created for the heroes going through truthiness withdrawals during the 2007 writers' strike.
Black Friday, 2007 EditionEdit
Animatronic Fortune TellerEdit
Swiss Army KnifeEdit
French Absinthe FountainEdit
Barry Bonds Action FigureEdit
Abu Dhabi-Citigroup BailoutEdit
The Oldest Rolls RoyceEdit
Bag, Borrow or Steal is one of the new businesses that leases luxury goods items to people who have just enough money to pass as rich.
Bag specializes in designer handbags for the ladies.
Other companies include:
- Mervis Diamond Importers rents diamonds
- Halcyon Jets Holdings rents private jets starting at $25,000
- Classic Car Club which rents classic and luxury vehicles to club members for an annual fee
Build Your Own HeartEdit
Regardless, scientistas! You think you're doing everyone a favor by proving that stem cells have value thus enriching medical knowledge, but what you've really done is make Dick Cheney immortal. No matter what price you put on this precious, precious heart-in-a-jar, Cheney will always have the cash to buy one. Maybe two...