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Colbert Nation
proudly flies the colors of The Colbert Nation
Long May It Wave!
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Hey, where the hell is
Colbert Nation???
I don't care all that matters is that it's AMERICAN...hey nice ass, lady!
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Colbert Nation
is a Colbert Loyalist!

Treat them with full honorabilityness


The Colbert Nation has a population of over 100,000 dedicated citizens Possibly billions more. Counting was stopped when Stephen reported, after consulting with Michele Bachmann, to stop counting because it is a form of census taking used by government elitists who went to college, read books, and my have engaged in math with nerds. It is an American nation.

  • The first 100 who registered consider themselves founder members. Some have adopted the Report Pledge Of Allegiance and call themselves Colbinistas. They are also apparently fancy pants elitists.
  • Upwards of 150 members register each day, making the message board the fastest growing community of 2006, outpacing MySpace.com
  • There are various forums on the message board, including specific forums for The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert, as well as Off Topic, Political, Fan Fic/Art, and the completely useless Conventional Wisdom and Fantasy Colbert League forums; although as of March 2007, the Fantasy Colbert League has been changed to Pulp's Fantasy Book League. This name choice, questionable in its oddness, is explained by the simple phrase "Avery did it".
  • Colbert Nation Message Board
  • old/classic Colbert Nation Message Board - the archives, no longer active and only reading/viewing is possible.
  • Bears are banned from registering, as are Communists, and those who worship the Baby Satan.
  • Joe Scarborough is the Vice-President of the Colbert Nation. Although he is Vice-President his role is only honorary "in good faith" friendship accord, sort of like the Queen of England or The Chairman of the Communist Party of the People's Republic of China with no "actual" power or authority.
  • On August 15, 2006, the Colbert Nation was hacked by one or two (or more) bear loving cretins. The Blue Ribbon Committee was formed by select Colbert Nation members to find the perpetrators. It is currently believed the attack was orchestrated by the unholy alliance of the Colbear and Osama bin Laden.
  • Colbert Nation is between Myspace and Google in hits-per-day (as of October 2006).
  • 97% of posts on the Colbert Nation are sexual fantasies about a gay relationship between Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
  • The other 3% are posts fantasizing about having a sexual relationship with either of the men mentioned above.
  • The other 7% are posts fantasizing about having sex with Eaglebear.
  • 86% involve grippy hands, Jesus, glory holes, and a ruler.
  • The accuracy of these percentages have been verified by FOX News and its CPAs.


The PledgeEdit

Contributions To The Betterment Of AmericaEdit

ColbertNation Community Interest GroupsEdit

User GroupsEdit

The Official Religion of The Colbert NationEdit

Days That Will Live in InfamyEdit

Citizens of The NationEdit

Polar Shark should be there somwhere.

Russell's Teapot is cool too, but this was in no way written by him (he makes edits in groups of 5, not 3)

RSVT is the shit as well

Hall of FameEdit

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