Colbert County

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Colbert County, Alabama is the home county of The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop, which is located in the economically depressed rural town of Tuscumbia.
It's the whitest county in this map of Alabama.

[edit] Alabama Miracle

Stephen Colbert recently sent his building manager Tad down to save the poverty stricken town from the clutches of hunger. So selflessly, Stephen arranged for the birth of The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop. You can read about the tragic end, worthy of tears, at The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop article.

[edit] Colbert County Factoids

  • Named in honor of Stephen Colbert.
  • Apparently Helen Keller was from here, not that she could tell.
  • The curator of the Helen Keller Museum loves bears, and hates America.




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