Clarence Thomas

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Clarence Thomas is a full-time Justice of the United States Supreme Court, and a part-time glove puppet of fellow Justice Antonin Scalia.

His nickname is "Slappy". You really don't want to know why!

[edit] Raised By His Grampy Thomas

In 2007 Clarence released an autobiography called, "My Confederate Grandpappy's Voodoo Chile".

[edit] The Many Ways Clarence Is Misunderstood and/or Oppressed

• black women don't "get" his sense of humor

• He is thoughtful and considerate to his wife, so much so that he voted in George W. Bush's favor in Bush v. Gore so his wife could keep her job on the president's campaign. What a guy!

• Democrats tried to lynch him in the most high-tech way possible

Coalition

of Black Friends

Alan Jordan Carlos Condoleezza Rice Colin Powell Bill Cosby Will Smith Bryant Gumbel Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben Malcolm II P.K. Winsome Stephen Colbert

[edit] See Also

• Anita Hill
• Roots
• Black
• Black Friend