Citizenship Truther

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I being of insane mind conservative mind do declare that nothing will ever convince me that a man born of mixed mooslim race here in these United States of America can ever be President. God blessed us white people Real Americans with our own country and by GOD nobody who was born on some island is gonna change it! AMEN!

~ Citizenship Truther Pledge

Citizenship Truthers are American citizens more concerned about the Constitution than anyone else on the planet, especially ACLU.

Contents 1 Background 2 Mission 3 Organization 3.1 Projects 3.2 Funding 3.3 Leaders 3.4 Members 3.5 Supporters 3.6 Emergency News: Facebook Joins The Fight Against Mooslim Tyrant! 4 Haters 4.1 SHOCKING NEWS: Joe Biden May NOT BE AMERICAN! 5 See Also 6 External Tubes

[edit] Background

Citizenship Truthers was established back in 1880 to uncover a British/Canadian conspiracy to turn America into weak Canadians. Chester Arthur Stalin stole the Presidency by claiming to be an American Citizen when was in fact Canadian, it is also suspected that he was also responsible for the assassination of President James Garfield by dosing his lasagna with heavy cholesterol... the devious bastard. Thankfully Real American Hero Arthur Hinman found proof of his Canadian Birth Certificate and Chester Arthur Stalin was impeached the next day!

[edit] Mission

Birther demands Democracy!

[edit] Organization

• The Citizenship Truther Hierarchy

[edit] Projects

[edit] Funding

[edit] Leaders

• Orly Taitz
• Lou Dobbs
• Andy Martin[1]
• Jerome Corsi[2]
• Philip Berg[3]
• Alan Keyes[4]
• Wiley Drake[5]
• Ron Polarik (Ron Polland)[6]
• Ed Hale[7][8]
• Tom DeLay

[edit] Members

• Clarence Thomas
• All Real Americans
• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Richard Shelby[9]
• Bill Posner
• Liz Cheney
• Rep. Cathy McMorris Rogers (R-WA)
• Rep. Charles Boustany (R-LA)
• Rep. Tim Murphy (R-PA)
• Rep. Tom Price (R-GA)
• Rep. Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI)
• Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE)
• Rep. Greg Harper (R-MS)
• Rep. Roy Blunt (R-MO)
• Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX)
• Rep. John Sullivan (R-Okla.)
• Super Investigative Reporter Kristen
• Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.)

[edit] Supporters

• Jason Hommel
• Shirley
• The US Constitution

[edit] Emergency News: Facebook Joins The Fight Against Mooslim Tyrant!

Yes! Citizenship Truthers have gone viral and digital. We have now reached the corner of the series of tubes!

[edit] Haters

• ACLU
• Barack Hussein Obama
• Ann Coulter some crazy old lady
• Papa Bear Pedobear
• Some Libural Web
• Orlando Sentinel
• Daily Kos
• Salon.com
• Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) for lack of ballz

[edit] SHOCKING NEWS: Joe Biden May NOT BE AMERICAN!

That's right Nation. Citizenship Truthers have uncovered evidence that Joe Biden May not in fact be American at all! To know more about the truthiness you can follow the trail of evidence at www.whereisyourbirthcertificatejoebidenyoutraitor.com

[edit] See Also

• Swiftboat Veterans For Truth
• Birth Certificate

[edit] External Tubes

• (Lack of) Proof!
• Pentagon refuses to obey Obama: "He is not the Real Commander in Chief"
• more evidence that Obama is not amurikan!
• 170 more Real Americans join the Citizenship Truther
• Watergate Hero discovers new evidence against Obama
• More evidence that Obama is not American!
• Citizenship Truthers welcome honorary members
• Libural Media acknowledges that maybe there is some truth about the mooslim conspiracy
• Lou Dobbs convinces CNN to take Citizenship Truther's cause!
• John McCain Joins cause!
• Obama uses Hypnosis to convince America he is American!
• Birther gains momentum
• Freerepublic discovers shocking evidence!! Is Over, we finally did it!! Birthers celebrates!! WOOHOOO WE DID IT! We finally have the proof that Obama is not American!!
• Obama is a secret British Agent!!
• Eric Cantor discovers libural conspiracy
• Libural Lies
• SHOCKING NEWS: Orly Taitz finds Obama's Birth Certificate! Taitz did what WND and Freerepublic failed to do after so many months, to find his Kenyan Birth Certificate! And it only took her a few weeks! She is that good!!!
• Some old man thinks the Kenyan Birth Certificate is fake
• Obama is Actually a Secret Australian!
• America demands Obama's Impeachment after discovery of Kenyan Birth Certificate
• Citizenship Truthers accused Libural Media of not giving them enough media coverage!
• California Court Tosses Fake Kenyan Birth Certificate and Inform Orly Taitz That She is Fucking Done Professionally Activist Court Denies Orly Taitz's Day in Court!!!!
• Patriot finds evidence that Obama and 90% of American ancestors are not citizens!
• Citizenship Truthers Can Taste Victory! We Are Close Guyz!
• Birther join forces with protesters against Socialized Medicine
• New evidence: Obama's family fake!
• Obama cannot be president, he has a pre-existing condition. He is a blackman mooslim
• Citizenship Truthers develop a sciency method to determine who is a Real American, and who is not
• Citizenship Truthers to Obama: "You must show us your Penis to Identify you as American!" (No, That is not a gay thing to say!)
• Citizenship Truthers now closer to Truthiness
• More questionable evidence emerges on Obama's citizenship
• WorldNutDaily heralded as the greatest Series of Tubes media
• Citizenship Truther to save us from Socialized Medicine!
• Citizenship Truthers demand voices to be heard!
• Leader of the Tea Baggers join forces with Citizenship Truthers
• America continues to seek Obama's birth certificate. Citizenship Truthers uses series of tubes for help
• Citizenship Truthers getting impatient
• Small business owner demands teh truthiness
• Why Citizenship Truthers Will Win America Back