Citizenship Truther

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Citizenship Truther
are Certified, Genuine Regular Americans™
Despite what you may have heard
Citizenship Truther
Is totally not racist!
One of the thousand Kenyan Birth Certificates! How many times did this guy was born in the same country?
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I being of insane mind conservative mind do declare that nothing will ever convince me that a man born of mixed mooslim race here in these United States of America can ever be President. God blessed us white people Real Americans with our own country and by GOD nobody who was born on some island is gonna change it! AMEN!
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~ Citizenship Truther Pledge
Can I sleep at your place? mu mom is sick of me living in the basement.

Citizenship Truthers are American citizens more concerned about the Constitution than anyone else on the planet, especially ACLU.

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[edit] Background

The document in question.

Citizenship Truthers was established back in 1880 to uncover a British/Canadian conspiracy to turn America into weak Canadians. Chester Arthur Stalin stole the Presidency by claiming to be an American Citizen when was in fact Canadian, it is also suspected that he was also responsible for the assassination of President James Garfield by dosing his lasagna with heavy cholesterol... the devious bastard. Thankfully Real American Hero Arthur Hinman found proof of his Canadian Birth Certificate and Chester Arthur Stalin was impeached the next day!

[edit] Mission

Birther demands Democracy!

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[edit] Emergency News: Facebook Joins The Fight Against Mooslim Tyrant!

Yes! Citizenship Truthers have gone viral and digital. We have now reached the corner of the series of tubes!

[edit] Haters

[edit] SHOCKING NEWS: Joe Biden May NOT BE AMERICAN!

That's right Nation. Citizenship Truthers have uncovered evidence that Joe Biden May not in fact be American at all! To know more about the truthiness you can follow the trail of evidence at www.whereisyourbirthcertificatejoebidenyoutraitor.com

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Since 1000
Citizenship Truther
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