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~ Citizenship Truther Pledge
Added by WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeerCitizenship Truthers are American citizens more concerned about the Constitution than anyone else on the planet, especially ACLU.
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Background
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Added by WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeerCitizenship Truthers was established back in 1880 to uncover a British/Canadian conspiracy to turn America into weak Canadians. Chester Arthur Stalin stole the Presidency by claiming to be an American Citizen when was in fact Canadian, it is also suspected that he was also responsible for the assassination of President James Garfield by dosing his lasagna with heavy cholesterol... the devious bastard. Thankfully Real American Hero Arthur Hinman found proof of his Canadian Birth Certificate and Chester Arthur Stalin was impeached the next day!
OrganizationEdit
ProjectsEdit
FundingEdit
LeadersEdit
- Orly Taitz
- Lou Dobbs
- Andy Martin[1]
- Jerome Corsi[2]
- Philip Berg[3]
- Alan Keyes[4]
- Wiley Drake[5]
- Ron Polarik (Ron Polland)[6]
- Ed Hale[7][8]
- Tom DeLay
MembersEdit
- Clarence Thomas
- All Real Americans
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Richard Shelby[9]
- Bill Posner
- Liz Cheney
- Rep. Cathy McMorris Rogers (R-WA)
- Rep. Charles Boustany (R-LA)
- Rep. Tim Murphy (R-PA)
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Rep. Tom Price (R-GA) - Rep. Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI)
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Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE) - Rep. Greg Harper (R-MS)
- Rep. Roy Blunt (R-MO)
- Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX)
- Rep. John Sullivan (R-Okla.)
- Super Investigative Reporter Kristen
- Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.)
- Hector Maldonado. The first
MexicanBrown Citizenship Truther.
SupportersEdit
Emergency News: Facebook Joins The Fight Against Mooslim Tyrant!Edit
Yes! Citizenship Truthers have gone viral and digital. We have now reached the corner of the series of tubes!
HatersEdit
- Anderson Cooper
- ACLU
- Barack Hussein Obama
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Ann Coultersome crazy old lady -
Papa BearPedobear - Some Libural Web
- Orlando Sentinel
- Daily Kos
- Salon.com
Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.)for lack of ballz- Eric the Backstabbing Joo Cantor, I knew we could not trust that un-american traitor. He probably thinks Jesus is not the son of God.
SHOCKING NEWS: Joe Biden May NOT BE AMERICAN!Edit
That's right Nation. Citizenship Truthers have uncovered evidence that Joe Biden May not in fact be American at all! To know more about the truthiness you can follow the trail of evidence at www.whereisyourbirthcertificatejoebidenyoutraitor.com
New Mission: Abolish the 14th AmendmentEdit
The 14th Amendment is giving free rides to fureigners and their children, it is time to stop this entitlement program and fight back for America! And once the 14th Amendment is abolished we can expel Obama since he is not American!
Citizenship Truthers with Birth CertificatesEdit
Added by MutopisTo demonstrate the nefariousness nature of the Obama fureigness, Real Americans have volunteered to show their own birth certificates to overthrow this mooslim regime:
- Donald Trump (Mr. Trump will soon be visited by the mooslim sekret police for fraud, stay strong)
2012 Truther of the YearEdit
- Obama is gay
- Obama is an American CIA-KGB agent! He faked his birth on Kenya!
- Obama is actually a sekret Tea Bagger! And a Birther too!
- Obama forged his Kenyan Birth certificate
- Obama fakes being a mooslim fureigner to win the liberal muslim vote!
- Did we mentioned he is gay? And maybe gay married to a black mooslim from Kenya?
The Evidence so far:
- Based on 2008 theories Obama is not a real citizen, he's a full-blooded Kenyan born outside of America, the land of Freedom (Hawaii is not in America); except for the new 2012 theory where he IS indeed a U.S. citizen, only because Obama forged his Kenyan birth certificate to win the Kenyan vote. Obama's real father was an American radical black intellectual who photoshopped himself out of photos of 8 year old Obama to cover up the fact that Obama was born from an American father (and who is also black!), and 'shooped in his mother in his own place, except for her hand, which is black (and obviously belongs to Secret Black Militant Dad). The theory is that Obama is a foreigner AND a home-grown Black Panther in waiting, making the scandal double shocking! His parents totally conspired to conceive the first black president in advance, and only under circumstances that would complicate the validity of their own son's very existence as much as possible. A very clever and believable plot to overthrow America.
- Secretly Muslim.
- Secretly gay and gay-divorced.
So to recap: Barack Obama is a secretly gay and secretly gay-divorced Muslim Kenyan But Also Black Militant whose presidency was pre-destined to scare the shit out of incidentally paranoid white people Real Americans who thought they'd never live to see a swarthy person Kenyan gay mooslim socialist in power.
WE FOUND THE EVIDENCE!Edit
A citizenship truther has conveniently unearthed a video of Obama's birth![10] This is damning evidence!
The liberal media is up in arms, trying to deny that the video is authentic.
See AlsoEdit
External TubesEdit
- (Lack of) Proof!
- Pentagon refuses to obey Obama: "He is not the Real Commander in Chief"
- more evidence that Obama is not amurikan!
- 170 more Real Americans join the Citizenship Truther
- Watergate Hero discovers new evidence against Obama
- More evidence that Obama is not American!
- Citizenship Truthers welcome honorary members
- Libural Media acknowledges that maybe there is some truth about the mooslim conspiracy
- Lou Dobbs convinces CNN to take Citizenship Truther's cause!
- John McCain Joins cause!
- Obama uses Hypnosis to convince America he is American!
- Birther gains momentum
- Freerepublic discovers shocking evidence!! Is Over, we finally did it!! Birthers celebrates!! WOOHOOO WE DID IT! We finally have the proof that Obama is not American!!
- Obama is a secret British Agent!!
- Eric Cantor discovers libural conspiracy
- Libural Lies
- SHOCKING NEWS: Orly Taitz finds Obama's Birth Certificate! Taitz did what WND and Freerepublic failed to do after so many months, to find his Kenyan Birth Certificate! And it only took her a few weeks! She is that good!!!
- Some old man thinks the Kenyan Birth Certificate is fake
- Obama is Actually a Secret Australian!
- America demands Obama's Impeachment after discovery of Kenyan Birth Certificate
- Citizenship Truthers accused Libural Media of not giving them enough media coverage!
California Court Tosses Fake Kenyan Birth Certificate and Inform Orly Taitz That She is Fucking Done ProfessionallyActivist Court Denies Orly Taitz's Day in Court!!!!- Patriot finds evidence that Obama
and 90% of American ancestorsare not citizens! - Citizenship Truthers Can Taste Victory! We Are Close Guyz!
- Birther join forces with protesters against Socialized Medicine
- New evidence: Obama's family fake!
- Obama cannot be president, he has a pre-existing condition. He is a
blackmanmooslim - Citizenship Truthers develop a sciency method to determine who is a Real American, and who is not
- Citizenship Truthers to Obama: "You must show us your Penis to Identify you as American!" (No, That is not a gay thing to say!)
- Citizenship Truthers now closer to Truthiness
- More
questionableevidence emerges on Obama's citizenship - WorldNutDaily heralded as the greatest Series of Tubes media
- Citizenship Truther to save us from Socialized Medicine!
- Citizenship Truthers demand voices to be heard!
- Leader of the Tea Baggers join forces with Citizenship Truthers
- America continues to seek Obama's birth certificate. Citizenship Truthers uses series of tubes for help
- Citizenship Truthers getting impatient
- Small business owner demands teh truthiness
- Why Citizenship Truthers Will Win America Back
- Fight to liberate America from tyrant continues
- Grand Jury to find Obama Guilty of Treason!
- Sarah Palin to lead Citizenship Truthers
- Citizenship Truthers are NOT Racist. They are Just Asking Questions!
- GOP confronts mooslim tyrant with hard evidence
- Citizenship Truther's refuse to send Christmas card to mooslim tyrant
Tea Party declares war on Birthers- The Search for the Truthiness continues
- Hawaii's legislation causing obstruction of justice!
- Hawaii feeling the pressure
- Citizenship Truther now a Political Prisoner
- Activist judge ruins another life
- Good News! Arizona's Law does not recognize mooslim tyrant as The Real President!
- American Hero to use last gamble to get birth certificate
- Citizenship for Truthers New Victory: Anti-Kenyan Law soon to be passed!
- Citizenship Truther Troop to be jailed for being a patriot
- Texas demands proof of birth
- Communist Government to imprison Citizenship Truther and American Hero: Truthiness to Power!
- Anti-american traitor tries to stop the truthiness!
- Citizenship Truther Arrested for telling the truthiness!!!
- I can haz birth certificate now!
- Birther's clever plan to stop Obama in 2012. We are saved!
- Birther declares new challenge against liberal regime
- Obama refuses to show his alien birth certificate
- Citizenship Truthers demand restoration of the Constitution
- New Birther law will stop terrorism
- Sekret Mooslim leader releases fake birth certificate
- President refuses to release evidence of birth
- Fox will continue to uncover the truth
- Truthers to continue their brave fight against mooslim tyrant
- Citizenship Truthers now demand Mooslim Tyrant to deliver his Certificate of Freeman
- American Truther to continue mission of freedom
- Citizenship Truthers victims of conspiracy
- Citizenship Truthers uncover another Conspiracy! Tucson has no birth certificate!
- Obama refuses to show his Irish Certificate
- More fureigners trying to commit fraud!
- New evidence that Obama is not from America
- Citizenship Truther Shocking News: Black People Cant be President!
- Anti-birthers to ruin everything
- Citizenshipfest 2012
