Charles 'Chuck' Schumer is the senior Senator from the state of New York, which makes Kirsten Gillibrand his bitch. He comes from the cesspool of liberalism called "New York City."

During his tenure as the head of the DSCC, he helped the Democrats gain 14 Senate seats. As a result of this terrible deed, he will go straight to Hell.

The only reason that Stephen ever let this monster on The Colbert Report was to show America what she is up against. That, and Schumer bought the crew pizza,

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• Positively American