Christina Aguilera
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Christina Maria Aguilera (Born December 18, 1980) is an American Pop Music, Rhythm and Blues, Jazz & Blues Singer & Songwriter whose music speaks about going with your gut. On August 15, 2006 Christina Aguilera became Pop Princess of America mainly because Britney Spears lost her marbles.
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[edit] Inspired By Stephen Colbert
Christina is a great American. She keeps her son protected with the American Flag. She was apparently inspired by Stephen Colbert who in one picture wraps himself in an American Flag. The next step will be teaching little Max to read. The first book he will read will be Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure.
[edit] Motherhood!!
Christina Aguilera is The Greatest Mother- EVER!
In 2007 Christina became pregnant with her first son. She gave birth on January 12, 2008 to her son Max Liron Bratman at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Christina is a Roman Catholic and got pregnant during marriage. This make her different than other celebrities. Aguilera has values because other celebrities are not married and are getting pregnant. Way to Go Christina! You are inspiring America! Her son will be very patriotic and will be a true American thanks to his mother keeping him safe by putting a flag around him to keep him safe from the scum sucking, Un-American, Atheist idiots of Hollywood as well as the Paparazzi.
Max Liron Bratman is the son of Christina Aguilera and her Jewish husband Dr. Jordan Bratman, PhD. Aguilera's music preaches about speaking and thinking with your gut. It is believed that Max will follow in his mother's footsteps.
[edit] Musical Career
[edit] 1999 to 2001
Christina started out in the genre of Teen Pop when she was 18 years old in 1999. Aguilera released her self-titled debut album in August of 1999. She competed directly with Britney Spears. Christina won the battle because she won the Grammy for Best New Artist. At this early stage in her career she was being controlled by a Liberal agenda at her record label.
In 2000 she released her Spanish language album titled "Mi Reflejo". She is fluent in Spanish and at that time Latin Music was very popular. The album was a big hit and even Lou Dobbs liked it because the album tells Mexicans to enter the United States legally. Also in 2000 she released a Christmas album titled "My Kind of Christmas". The album was criticized by Liberals who were fighting the War On Christmas. The album is however The Greatest Christmas Album.
[edit] 2002 to 2004
As of 2002 Christina had it with being told what to do. In 2002 she released her fourth album "Stripped". This album was about Christina stripping away from her record label's Liberal agenda. The album spoke of Truthiness and thinking with your gut. The Album won 9 Grammy Awards in 2004 including Album of the Year and Record of the Year for the single "Beautiful". She set a world Record for most Grammys won by an artist in one night. She broke the tie that was previously held by Michael Jackson and Carlos Santana.
[edit] 2005 to 2007
In 2005 Christina got engaged and later married Dr. Jordan Bratman, PhD.. The main musical venture for her that year was a duet with Herbie Hancock.
In 2006 she released her fifth album "Back To Basics". The album is a Jazz, Blues and Rhythm and Blues album inspired by music of the 30s 40s & 50s. The idea of Back To Basics was paying tribute to Ronald Reagan and his politics.
In 2007 she performed with Tony Bennett at the Emmy Awards but had nothing to do with him stealing the award from Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. because her music is about thinking with your gut.
[edit] 2008 to present
Christina is currently working on her Sixth album. She is played a role in the presidential election by encouraging young people to vote through her work with Rock The Vote.
[edit] Trivia
- Was Born in Staten Island and grew up in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
- Has three dogs
- Her official news source is the Colbert Report mainly because she keeps her son safe with an American Flag
- Her right nipple used to be pierced
- Can sing a range of 8 octaves
- Has a Phobia with Bears and the Dark
- Is a Roman Catholic
- Hates Britney Spears but Loves Stephen Colbert
- Her background is Ecuadorian & Irish
- Sleeps with a cross under her pillow at night
- Launched an Exploratory Think Tank in the process of running for President
- Is the Hardest working Woman in Showbusiness
- Founder and Member of the Hollywood Pregnancy Association.
- Her Boobs are E-Cups which means they are Iran's biggest threat. In addition her boobs can scare Bears away from her area.
