Christians

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Christians
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Christians
are Truthiness Crusaders!

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Christians Jesus believeing followers of Christ. In the South they are more violent about their beliefs, resorting to use of the Holy Bible as an offensive weapon. From this grew the term 'Bible Thumper', as a result of Southerns thumping stupid unbelievers on their heads with Bibles.

[edit] Famous Christians

Proof that Christians are being oppressed. The atheists are stabbing them!

• Stephen Colbert
• The Pope
• George W. Bush
• Pat Robertson
• Jerry Falwell
• Jesus
• Bambi

[edit] Do not see

• Bill Clinton
• Jimmy Carter
• Hippie Jesus
• Martin Luther King
• Ghandi
• Moby

[edit] See Also

• Religion
• Christianity
• Fundamental Christianity

"Christians"
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