Chris Hedges
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Chris is just an angry man. He hates that America is a Christian nation and that the trains run on time.
He is probably angry that he was nailed on "The Colbert Report" on February 8, 2007, too.
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[edit] Chris' Angry Childhood
Chris was obviously not homeschooled, otherwise he would have known that America's Founding Fathers were all Christians and not "deists".
But since Chris pissed his mom off, he never learned about the origins of The Baby Jesus's birthday.
Loser, now he's starting to piss me off.
[edit] Angry Chris Goes To Seminary School
Chris thought all his years in seminary school would somehow give him the upper hand during his interview, but knowing more never gives anyone the upper hand. Plus, Stephen was an altar boy for 11 years.
Chris believes Hope had 2 kids: Anger at the way things are, and Courage to make them better.
But he is blinded as much by his anger as he is by his inability to use his gut for feeling truthiness.
Hope is a thing with feathers, Chris. Which means it's a singer, like Toby Keith, not Henry Rollins.
[edit] Chris' Anger Leads to Chris' Jealousy
Chris has a fetish for the word "pervert" and uses it to describe people who are better than he is.
Chris is so angry about how he failed to be successful, that he has resorted to being jealous of James Dobson and Pat Robertson.
[edit] Books
- American Fascists: The Christian Right And The War On America
- Losing Moses On The Freeway
[edit] Now a Conservative?
Hedges has now written a book in which he exposes the madness of atheism.[1] Does this mean he's now a Conservative?
